"Iraq is now 'a rising democracy, an ally in the war on terror, and the American people are safer for it,' Cheney, 63, told Marines here."
"He uses the occasion of his first national speech to remind us that all Americans share common dreams and values, and that Red and Blue States are fiction, and the United States a reality."
"DID YOU CATCH TRADING SPOUSES ON FOX? If so, not only are you kind of a dickhead (note: In my opinion!), and not only do you now fit into a demographic category that drives Chrysler PT Cruisers, wears pleated Dockers khakis, and thinks the Barenaked Ladies totally ROCK, but you missed THIS GUY."
"In a matter of days, a third-hand, unsubstantiated rumor blossoms into a hand-held device that can do everything except find a girlfriend for a fat, smelly nerd."
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